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Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

#17837739
150 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

#17837331
94 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 3:26am - misc - by Nudge23 - Australia

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML

#17836601
86 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18am - work - by SakuraBreeze (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

#17836225
156 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

#17836220
61 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

#17834355
84 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
175 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
177 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
560 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
154 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

#17827650
274 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML

#17827481
103 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 3:23am - health - by jc2011 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

#17826284
100 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Leenotgay (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

#17826214
142 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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