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Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
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On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States
Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:26am - love - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 1:45am - money - by ... - United States
Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML
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On 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (California)
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
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Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 7:46am - money - by Sam - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)
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