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by TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks / 09/10/2012 at 11:13pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 10:49am / United States / Love
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
by MAC. / 08/04/2012 at 5:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by tuggernuts / 07/17/2012 at 11:32am / United States / Intimacy
by FuckYou / 07/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
by anonymous / 06/30/2012 at 2:26am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by ... / 01/02/2012 at 1:45am / United States / Money
by Jessica / 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Oops / 09/26/2011 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
by xOdaatx / 09/26/2011 at 9:01am / Australia / Love
by Sam / 09/26/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money
- Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw… Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last… Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when…