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  • Town/Country : narnia, Denmark
  • Title : Miss
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About randomthing : Hey, I'm Sophie and I live in Denmark.

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Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

#20066967
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19824) - you deserved it (6080)

On 09/10/2012 at 11:13pm - love - by TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20007517
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23455) - you deserved it (2407)

On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

#20001841
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16100) - you deserved it (4823)

On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

#19949637
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10287) - you deserved it (37387)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

#19879302
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5692) - you deserved it (42456)

On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

#19869776
25 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 2:26am - love - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5672) - you deserved it (76938)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27413) - you deserved it (17380)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27693) - you deserved it (3208)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML

#18682352
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22658) - you deserved it (3437)

On 01/02/2012 at 1:45am - money - by ... - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML

#18620132
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31887) - you deserved it (1930)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (California)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7036) - you deserved it (98344)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

#17838831
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34434) - you deserved it (6617)

On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

#17838179
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35101) - you deserved it (2475)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

#17837953
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8858) - you deserved it (28514)

On 09/26/2011 at 7:46am - money - by Sam - Australia (New South Wales)



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