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Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43613) - you deserved it (6638)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I actually uttered the words: "Those are my good sweatpants." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (9163)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:16am - misc - by dieana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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