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Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

by Randy Savage / 02/02/2009 at 11:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

by Ah hell / 01/31/2009 at 9:43am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

by / 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm / Love