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Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently subconscious has a fetish fir old Austrian bodybuilders. mega FML

#14081399
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28477) - you deserved it (6044)

On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

I found out that mah best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT LAST SUMMER WHILE MAH GIRLFRIEND WORKED ON A DISNEY CRUISE SHIP, SHE CHEATED ON ME WITH TARZAN. FML

#7261053
133 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

#6768891
157 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went over to mah best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him 4 a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now mah best friend thinks I 'taught' him something wierd. He won't talk to me.

#6422707
60 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Yue (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, looool I broke up wit ma boyfriend. I found out e was seieng someone biend ma back: ma ex-boyfriend.

#5618251
108 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 7:43am - love - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I realized that when mah new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML

#5228952
84 comments

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On 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , after a night of partying , I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

#3849129
81 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

#2736001
252 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was jogging in mah neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins.

#1864532
172 comments

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On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out fir coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, an looool decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked an flrted fir a while. Then he kissed me, an while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was mah parents. They didn't know I'm gay. real FML

#520285
68 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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