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  • Number of visits : 460
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30556) - you deserved it (5518)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62986) - you deserved it (3695)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

#13212563
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (5862)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14780) - you deserved it (46113)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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