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  • Town/Country : america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 March 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1067
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About random_sad_loser : i was a little bit depresd when i made this:) should have chosen a better name :P lol

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Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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90 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2552)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

#17481344
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11848) - you deserved it (32324)

On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

#17480180
63 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

#17480166
116 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:20pm - love - by Leota (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

#17479997
104 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 11:55am - work - by rr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

#17478101
98 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

#17477307
92 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML

#17476443
61 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 1:00am - work - by DramaticSigh (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

#17475917
70 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

#17465074
180 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

#17444055
148 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML

#17436721
97 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33728) - you deserved it (7209)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

#17398453
236 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)



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