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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1316
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About random_sad_loser : i was a little bit depresd when i made this:) should have chosen a better name :P lol

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Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29294) - you deserved it (3537)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML

#18009557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23142) - you deserved it (4287)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35524) - you deserved it (4990)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

#17994746
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37343) - you deserved it (4785)

On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26007) - you deserved it (5862)

On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (2198)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

#17940122
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11301) - you deserved it (36117)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Emily S - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

#17939452
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27025) - you deserved it (6226)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19896) - you deserved it (9993)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

#17909341
132 comments

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

#17775098
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22229) - you deserved it (3092)

On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24128) - you deserved it (3548)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

#17736251
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33997) - you deserved it (1979)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm - health - by skitzobiatch69 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85401) - you deserved it (13095)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML



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