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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 540
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About random_person243 : this app makes me laugh my ass off and i love it. other then that, Im in college , a 49er fan since birth and that's all i can think of.

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today mah husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML

#20618145
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41478) - you deserved it (16055)

On 04/24/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I figured I needed to clean ma room. I ended up finding ma $135 calculator tat I'd accused ma ex-boyfriend of selling fir gas money. Tat's also te reason I dumped im. FML

#20539612
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (69647)

On 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm - money - by supertango500 (woman) - United States

today I was playing Slandar, wan I caugt a glimpsa of ta Slandarman. I jumpd in my cair, latting rip a uga fart in ta procass. Nobody aard it, but only bacausa my sriaks of tarror drownd out ta sound. FML

#20498426
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22700) - you deserved it (8622)

On 02/08/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by theydidsmellitthough (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out tat all te tings I've lent to my best friend over te last few years tat ave never been returned were actually pawned off so se could pay er cable bill. FML

#19395452
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23705) - you deserved it (2933)

On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah dogs broka through our alactric fanca , ona of whom managad to gat his collar off. I pickad it up and , without thinking , want across tha fanca lina. I scraamad lika a chihuahua baing run ovar by a bulldozar. FML

#18378000
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10496) - you deserved it (33262)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband askad ma, "Why do you lova ma?" I spant tha naxt fiva minutas spilling my haart an soul out to him. Aftar I'd askad tha sama quastion, ha lookad ma straight in tha aya an said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SMELL OF BACON. IT SMELLED SO GOOD, AND MADE ME VERY HUNGRY. THEN I REALIZED IT WAS MAH NIEGHBOR COOKING. I HAVE NO MONEY OR BACON. FML

#18346168
108 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56487)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bd!! When I pokd my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out an clawd me in the face!! Now I have a gash on my chin, an my son refuses to go anywhere near his bd!! FML

#18336712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (3285)

On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (7935)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY, I REALIZD MY TAMPON GOES DEEPER THAN MY BOYFRIEND!! REAL FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52997) - you deserved it (6328)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML

#17695095
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (61835)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

TODAY, MAH FIANCÉ BROKE OFF OUR ENGAGEMENT AFTER HE SAW ONE OF MAH BABBY PICTURES. HE SAID OUR FUTURE KIDS JUST WOULDN'T LOOK RIGHT. FML

#16976984
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40149) - you deserved it (3136)

On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)



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