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random_cashmere

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 July 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About random_cashmere : Hello. This is my profile. I am in a relationship with food and I love it. Let's see, um, I am a very avarage person, I typed this on my tablet, which is nothing, compared to the rants I sometimes write on this. I am a skinny girl. For the sake of humanity, people, do not assume people have an eating disorder by how much they eat by their size. It makes an ass out of you and me. So um yeah, uh, if you want message me. #swagsucks

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random_cashmere's favorite FMLs

Today, due to a hammer-related incident, instead of receiving glass ornaments as gifts from my trip to Venice, my friends will be receiving novelty postcards of Michelangelo's David's penis. FML

Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML

#21149895
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41822) - you deserved it (4991)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:23am - misc - by lifesabitch2016 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

#21149883
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (33045)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML

#21061712
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44019) - you deserved it (5647)

On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks, were getting touchy, and one thing led to another. Before leaving, I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was, "I don't want to lose such a good friend." FML

Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

#18286852
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15276) - you deserved it (24241)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by jerdub93 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

#13034308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23772) - you deserved it (2433)

On 09/13/2010 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

#12716438
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30583) - you deserved it (5533)

On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

#8882513
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8837) - you deserved it (21749)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by OhaiiKid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after five different interviews, I got an offer for a great job. I was excited to fill out paperwork and get the ball rolling, until they called and said that I didn't pass the criminal background check. I get off probation in less than a week. FML

#8406853
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10193) - you deserved it (33673)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:41pm - work - by prisonbitch - United States

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#7565931
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11015) - you deserved it (32816)

On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML

#6460097
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20528) - you deserved it (1912)

On 11/26/2009 at 9:19am - intimacy - by whattheshit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML

#6213926
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20940) - you deserved it (3367)

On 11/08/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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