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About randm_dude : I moderate when bored.
And no, walking in on your parents having sex is no FML. How do you think you were conceived? Or do you think you were delivered by a stork?
Also not FML worthy. "My crush is loving somebody else" unless there's some context.

On a general note. God is as real as Peter Pan.

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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