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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 October 1985 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2244
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About randiZ25 : I live in the US of A. Married with two awesome girls. I enjoy longs walks along the beach , and all that other mumbo jumbo bull crap. I'm 99.9% sarcastic and the rest well, you decide. Not a grammar nazi because I just don't care enough, I also don't feel the need to make myself look better by correcting others. That's me in a nutshell.. Enjoy!

I'm the one on the left since everyone has asked.

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Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

#7318001
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27399) - you deserved it (13915)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

#6976806
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43094) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31598) - you deserved it (22774)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML

#6040415
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7256) - you deserved it (31298)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

#5583286
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50720) - you deserved it (9503)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to cover for my coworker who didn't turn up for work. He is always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again so I said to my colleagues "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

#5403982
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39970) - you deserved it (12573)

On 09/21/2009 at 10:06pm - work - by mcdeez (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

#3960027
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49487) - you deserved it (5421)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch. We haven't had sex since last September. Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to my wife's vagina in nearly nine months. FML

#3190821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67010) - you deserved it (5619)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by GettingNone - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

#287682
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134856) - you deserved it (20210)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20869) - you deserved it (2245)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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