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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 October 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2299
  • Number of comments : 178
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About randiZ25 : I live in the US of A. Married with two awesome girls. I enjoy longs walks along the beach , and all that other mumbo jumbo bull crap. I'm 99.9% sarcastic and the rest well, you decide. Not a grammar nazi because I just don't care enough, I also don't feel the need to make myself look better by correcting others. That's me in a nutshell.. Enjoy!

I'm the one on the left since everyone has asked.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

#16945838
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10131) - you deserved it (42669)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

#16830734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25704) - you deserved it (11362)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am - health - by chaoticnh - Austria

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12237) - you deserved it (222195)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15662) - you deserved it (64042)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

#15179914
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38421) - you deserved it (3033)

On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

#14605764
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56125) - you deserved it (4413)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99343) - you deserved it (5417)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML

#14071239
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27880) - you deserved it (2684)

On 12/03/2010 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by Trey Deluna - United States (Colorado)

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13296) - you deserved it (55591)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23734) - you deserved it (50545)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35337) - you deserved it (6605)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

#13180863
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12750) - you deserved it (68587)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML

#12146210
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31117) - you deserved it (9531)

On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

#12022109
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (3661)

On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

#11821332
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37977) - you deserved it (2830)

On 07/12/2010 at 12:31am - health - by Sarah220 - United States (Virginia)



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