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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16852) - you deserved it (31087)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20891) - you deserved it (5272)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9456) - you deserved it (21262)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53526) - you deserved it (4003)

On 06/10/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Lisaa918 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)



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