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ramonajay
  • Town/Country : missoula, mt, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 August 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 6568
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239855) - you deserved it (56618)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19021) - you deserved it (35240)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I forgot my work clothes at home so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML

#131140
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36537) - you deserved it (3570)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:42am - love - by laf@me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML

#117861
88 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by stoopidRUnner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

#102493
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31304) - you deserved it (5236)

On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML

#69853
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31735) - you deserved it (3095)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444
62 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
50 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
171 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14819) - you deserved it (65967)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27714) - you deserved it (1656)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

#404
49 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 1:30am - intimacy - by clash - Sent from mobile version



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