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Today, I lerened I made the dean's honor list fir mah college fir the frst time since attending. I asked mah dad if he was proud of me, tohich he replied, ( when your as successful as your brother, I'll be proud. ) My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead fir over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, ( She looks lyk she's sleeping ) and ( She's so cold. ) To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name fir three yeres. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 10:20pm - animals - by LJ (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54630) - you deserved it (317032)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
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I agree, your life sucks (54630) - you deserved it (317032)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
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I agree, your life sucks (54630) - you deserved it (317032)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I Was So Drunk That Mah Friends Put Me To Bed During A Party. Later I Find Out Thathile I Was Passed Out Two Of Mah Friends Came In An Had Sexhile I Was In The Same Bed. They Tried To Use Me As A Prop. Now Mah Friends Call Me The Love Wedge. Fat FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On mah drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when mah car broke down. Since I forgot mah cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. real FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children an adults with disabilities . I was rushing to get the email out an hit send before I realizd that instead of ( Best Regards ) I had typd ( Best Retards ) as the closing line . FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MAH BOSS SAID HE WAS GIVING ME A SIGNIFICANT RAISE. AFTER HE REQUESTED THE PAYROLL DEPARTMENT TO RAISE MAH SALARY THEY INFORMED HIM HE NEEDED TO FILL OUT A ONE-SHEET FORM. HE TOOK MAH RAISE AWAY CUZ HE DIDN'T WANT TO FILL OUT THAT SHEET. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 6:05pm - work - by anabolic (man) - United States (Washington)



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