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ramirez147

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 320
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ramirez147 : I'm 14 bisexual and don't care about what you have too say. Im extremely random and love pickles. i have a passion for music but I don't play any instruments. Well, anything else you want to know just message me!!!

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Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17859) - you deserved it (32499)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32999) - you deserved it (9504)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30969) - you deserved it (13420)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27248) - you deserved it (3563)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44880) - you deserved it (7571)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (59892)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60153) - you deserved it (5933)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34019) - you deserved it (8431)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45445) - you deserved it (3170)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34362) - you deserved it (10393)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

#12834464
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47260) - you deserved it (2721)

On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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