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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ramirez147 : I'm 14 bisexual and don't care about what you have too say. Im extremely random and love pickles. i have a passion for music but I don't play any instruments. Well, anything else you want to know just message me!!!

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Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (29250)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I somehow managd to slam mah trumpet case closd on mah nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29366) - you deserved it (9182)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today , the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend an asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no , an told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27884) - you deserved it (12578)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

yesterday as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid . Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him . FML

#18244836
132 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life . FML

#18234157
208 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MY 4 YEAR OLD ASKD TO GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE SPRINKLER. I TOLD HIM NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAS BUSY AND HE'S TOO LITTLE TO PLAY OUTSIDE BY HIMSELF. I CAME OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM LATER TO FINE HE'D BROUGHT THE SPRINKLER IN THE HOUSE AND TURND THE WATER ON. AT LEAST HE LISTEND. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31713) - you deserved it (8132)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. mega FML

#17074244
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30785) - you deserved it (9838)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Taday I Googled ma fater, wo I aven't seen in 3 yeres. Te first website link was is obituary. Wen I confronted ma mom about it, se said, ( O, didn't I tell you? ) an walked off. FML

#12834464
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44349) - you deserved it (2503)

On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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