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Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by um -
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
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On 01/10/2011 at 3:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 1:56pm - kids - by jenabp - United States (Arizona)
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm - misc - by insultedguy (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
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Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)
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