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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rakooligan : Born and raised in Melbourne, Australia.
Massive NBA fan, follow the Sixers, tankadelphia baby!
Addicted to watching tv shows (how good is Breaking Bad!?)
Aim to travel the world.

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Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML


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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML


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