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rajput

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 155
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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rajput's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11575) - you deserved it (154387)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought a new computer. I gave my old one to my mother. After handing it over and going home, I realised I forgot to change the background picture, a naked photo of my girlfriend. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8202) - you deserved it (61715)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by picaboo (man) - Singapore



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