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Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53296) - you deserved it (6821)

On 04/12/2009 at 1:55pm - animals - by anbrown6 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57645) - you deserved it (6605)

On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44104) - you deserved it (2209)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)



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