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Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22061) - you deserved it (4331)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24688) - you deserved it (1900)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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On 02/09/2011 at 8:12pm - misc - by inosehowthatgotthere (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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