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Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML
by ak_6694 / 09/22/2012 at 3:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home from work to be given $1 by my mother. This normally would have been nice, had my mother not said, "I just sold that ugly old black and white picture frame you always leave lying around in your room." Which also would have been nice if that "frame" wasn't my Kindle. FML
by humorizer / 09/12/2012 at 4:44am / United States (Texas) / Money
by PuddlePirate / 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
by DamnTornadoAlley / 08/30/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML
by Neurocardiogenic Syncope / 08/24/2012 at 12:08am / Canada / Health
by Just_Me_88 / 08/18/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/09/2012 at 10:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
by cherknobil / 07/29/2012 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Health
by feminista / 07/28/2012 at 4:38pm / Guatemala (Guatemala) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 6:42am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Unlucky / 07/25/2012 at 9:03am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by nick / 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Roma-Jay / 07/22/2012 at 10:13am / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Luna / 07/21/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (New York) / Health
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