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raineydayes
  • Town/Country : Detroit, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 892
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About raineydayes : I'm just some girl that loves the rain. And animals. And nature. And being active. And that's all you're getting outta me...okay maybe one more. And watermelon. :)

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Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38014) - you deserved it (7386)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8075) - you deserved it (42575)

On 09/28/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

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72 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

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175 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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234 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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132 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

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57 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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309 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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214 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)



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