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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1638
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML


I agree, your life sucks (91866) - you deserved it (20982)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19266) - you deserved it (61747)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML


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On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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