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Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

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On 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by no life to fuck :/ (man) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

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On 08/13/2013 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML

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On 07/23/2013 at 1:17am - intimacy - by amanda (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)



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