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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 November 1999 (14 years)
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Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

#18822842
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32484) - you deserved it (6847)

On 01/16/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

#18809719
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38140) - you deserved it (4315)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11511) - you deserved it (31345)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24640) - you deserved it (12819)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31352) - you deserved it (7615)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17501) - you deserved it (27073) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
69 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

#18597076
107 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (3192)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
157 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

#18488568
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29678) - you deserved it (3902)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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