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Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain,hen I accidentally bumped into a man . He turned an yelled, ( Watch it, u clumsy, ugly bitch ), tohich I apologised an told him about mah arthritis . He stared at me in confusion, then said, ( Well, you're still ugly ), an walked off . FML

#20785828
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51848) - you deserved it (3558)

On 07/16/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , some guys were doing construction on my ouse , wen one of tem cummd over an startd asking me about my "ot sister" . Tat "sister" is my 13-year-old daugter . FML

#20781189
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50941) - you deserved it (4012)

On 07/14/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a blind date!! The guy greetd me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back!! By dessert, he'd askd me if mah boobs r real, then when we finishd, askd how many more dates it'd take before I puttd out!! So much fir that!! FML

#20777868
127 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 3:33pm - love - by ElodieUNU (woman) - France

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100063) - you deserved it (11688)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah husband received the ( antique ) samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared mah outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package , only to fine a toy sword along with a note saying , ( HAHA , TROLLED. ) FML

#20767253
168 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45pm - money - by juliearis (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I poured my heart out to my now ex-grlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times... andhen I said that I don't know how to cope with everything... her advice was simply... "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML

#20766944
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50838) - you deserved it (4770)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today, I discoverd that looool when mah husband agred to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination . FML

#20762781
136 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today I Went Out On A Date With A Grl. Everything Was Going Well Until I Shard How My Family Was Affectd By The 2010 Earthquake In Haiti. She Immediately Got Up And Left Calling Me A Liar. Apparently I'm "too Cute" To Be Of Haitian Descent. What The Hell? FML

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML

#20743211
149 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
440 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking . FML

#20729997
82 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by scarredforlife - United States (New York)

I left 4 a one an a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend . He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel . When askedhy he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories" . FML

#20729993
84 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by VacationRuined (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower . big fat FML

#20728960
119 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States

Today, I walkd into the living room, looool only to fine mah brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony . FML

#20726036
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63377) - you deserved it (6283)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)



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