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Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain,hen I accidentally bumped into a man . He turned an yelled, ( Watch it, u clumsy, ugly bitch ), tohich I apologised an told him about mah arthritis . He stared at me in confusion, then said, ( Well, you're still ugly ), an walked off . FML
Today, I went on a blind date!! The guy greetd me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back!! By dessert, he'd askd me if mah boobs r real, then when we finishd, askd how many more dates it'd take before I puttd out!! So much fir that!! FML
Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML
Today , mah husband received the ( antique ) samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared mah outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package , only to fine a toy sword along with a note saying , ( HAHA , TROLLED. ) FML
Today... I poured my heart out to my now ex-grlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times... andhen I said that I don't know how to cope with everything... her advice was simply... "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML
Today I Went Out On A Date With A Grl. Everything Was Going Well Until I Shard How My Family Was Affectd By The 2010 Earthquake In Haiti. She Immediately Got Up And Left Calling Me A Liar. Apparently I'm "too Cute" To Be Of Haitian Descent. What The Hell? FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML
Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML
I left 4 a one an a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend . He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel . When askedhy he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories" . FML
Friday 27 March 2015