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rainbowmeteor

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2186
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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rainbowmeteor's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

#21130812
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47537) - you deserved it (5652)

On 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm - love - by Wowthanks - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

#21129926
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39255) - you deserved it (3201)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML

#21128139
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37739) - you deserved it (6739)

On 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by GAGirl1 (woman) - United States

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

#21127987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42145) - you deserved it (7283)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML

#21126504
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54394) - you deserved it (3511)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of three years. I worked my ass off planning everything down to a T. It seemed perfect, until I actually proposed, at which point I was rejected and dumped, in front of my family, friends and two coworkers. FML

#21126146
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49797) - you deserved it (5272)

On 04/29/2014 at 10:18am - love - by willstaysingle (man) -

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44566) - you deserved it (6984)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I pulled out a map to prove her wrong, she got all angry and defensive, and said that nobody's perfect at "geometry". My daughter is an idiot. FML

#21122867
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50014) - you deserved it (9977)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met a cute guy, and everything went great. After a while, he asked me for my number and I gave it to him. Now he won't stop texting me, asking for pictures of my toes. FML

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML

#21120495
106 comments

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML

#21117173
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45698) - you deserved it (3897)

On 04/19/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by reb (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML

#21116585
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41488) - you deserved it (4593)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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