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About rainbowmeteor : Ay wassup lmao
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2day my taanaga daughtar triad to convinca ma that tha UK is a part of Canada. Aftar I pullad out a map to prova har wrong, sha got all angry and dafansiva, and said that nobody's parfact at ( gaomatry ). My daughtar is an idiot. FML
Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't . When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out 4 being disrespectful . FML
I GOT A CALL FROM THE POLICE THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BURGLARIZD BUT AN OFF-DUTY COP CAUGHT THE CRIMINAL . I PULL UP TO SEE MAH DETAIND PSYCHO EX-BOYFRIEND SHEEPISHLY GRINNING AT ME . HE HAD THREE OF MAH LACE PANTIES AND TWO OF MAH BRAS CLAIMING IT WAS "ALL FIR MEMORIES SAKE" . MEGA FML
Today, one of mah most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, ( Look, will you at least touch it? ) FML
Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML
yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML
Today , I witnessd my psyco neigbor puttd er cat in a cage , cross into my backyard , and set te cage down before returning to er ouse . Se ten calld te cops and claimd I'd stolen er cat . Te cops didn't believe my side of te story for a second . FML
Today, my parents and I attendd the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum mutterd, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she did", and my dad chuckld. A fight quickly eruptd, and the police were calld. FML
Friday 27 March 2015