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rainbowdog
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rainbowdog : Hi, I'm rainbowdog. I used to be whitedog with beautiful white fur, but some jerk decided to use me as a canvas.

Now I'm known as rainbowdog.

I don't mind talking, but don't message me if you're looking to flirt. It's fun and all, but you'll be wasting your time.

rainbowdog's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:30pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 1:10am<b>saad2605</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 1:33pm<b>frankiero</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 12:16pm<b>MS1717</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:30am<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:34am<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 2:23pm<b>vikingchick</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 2:47am<b>Welshite</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 9:23pm<b>AoC15</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 3:39pm<b>reyelisaia</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:33am<b>sisas</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 1:04pm<b>j_cat187</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 12:04pm<b>orbit</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 11:49am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 11:28am<b>Kamon97</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 11:20pm<b>agustibaarn</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 1:54am

Fucked!<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 7:11am<b>vikingchick</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 8:47am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 2:57am<b>Unkreative</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 6:53pm<b>okibi1</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:40pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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rainbowdog's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

#21500058
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26277) - you deserved it (2693)

On 12/04/2015 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (2982)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

#21290608
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (3502)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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