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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rainbowdog : Hi, I'm rainbowdog. I used to be whitedog with beautiful white fur, but some jerk decided to use me as a canvas.

Now I'm known as rainbowdog.

I don't mind talking, but don't message me if you're looking to flirt. It's fun and all, but you'll be wasting your time.

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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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I agree, your life sucks (35322) - you deserved it (3442)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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