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About rainbowdog : Hi, I'm rainbowdog. I used to be whitedog with beautiful white fur, but some jerk decided to use me as a canvas.
Now I'm known as rainbowdog.
I don't mind talking, but don't message me if you're looking to flirt. It's fun and all, but you'll be wasting your time.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
Friday 2 October 2015