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rainbow_llamas

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rainbow_llamas : I like trains..... *train hits you* XD -ASDF

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you but trusting them not to

Some people are like clouds, you're day gets brighter when they go away

The only difference between you and me is that I know that I am a monster

Smile and the world will wonder what you're up to

Laugh and the world will laugh with you but laugh hysterically and the world will leave you alone

My name is katia and I live in Paris. I speak both French and English fluently although learning English was a challenge. I love candy and drawing and creating music!

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rainbow_llamas's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (426170) - you deserved it (59702)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (597962) - you deserved it (37959)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (658349) - you deserved it (442416)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (501319) - you deserved it (34101)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (478436) - you deserved it (45938)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1156731) - you deserved it (115906)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
745 comments

I agree, your life sucks (776366) - you deserved it (82768)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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