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  • Town/Country : Smyrna, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 196
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

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On 03/22/2013 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -



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