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Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
by swedishdude / 11/14/2009 at 8:37am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/20/2009 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/18/2009 at 6:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML
by Anonymous / 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by scaredtosleep / 09/24/2009 at 5:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to visit my parents. Dad went on a religious tirade, and Mum got sick of him and pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, and told Mum to go to her room and pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML
by Sigh / 09/13/2009 at 8:42am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat, and slammed me against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around with my wife, because next time - I'll kill you." I'm gay and haven't been with a woman since 1985. FML
by Jeff / 08/25/2009 at 1:09pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by blackntangirl / 07/18/2009 at 7:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
by blehh / 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Dr. Virgin / 02/24/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by blawbo / 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by TheEnglishOne / 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love