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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1020
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I almost lost my vrginity at the age of 34. After yeres of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am.

#20562346
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70160) - you deserved it (10601)

On 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I went to take a sower . Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a sirt to cange into, so I putted on a towel an went back to ma room, only to witness ma 14-year-old broter an a friend smelling ma bra, commenting on "ow warm it is" . FML

in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbrth would have been like back then. One grl askd in all seriousnes why they didn't use ultrasound machine to see what sex their babie were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

#20398310
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28142) - you deserved it (1824)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , My Grlfriend Cummed Over To A Family Game Night!! Halfway Through A Game Of Klingon Monopoly , My Drunk Parents Started Arguing Because Apparently , While My Dad Was In Jail , He Cheated On My Mom With A Klingon Whore!! I Doubt My Grlfriend Will Ever Visit Again!! FML

#20176987
104 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY... I HAD DINNER WITH GRANDPARENTS. AT THE TABLE... GRANDFATHER OPENLY COMPLAIND ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS FIR HIM TO GET OUT OF THERE HOT TUB. NOT BECAUSE OF HIS PROSTHETIC LEG... BUT BECAUSE HIS BALLS SOMEHOW "GET STUCK". I REALLY DIDN'T NED TO KNOW THAT. FML

#20159093
77 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at im and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late fir Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said tat joke ad been done to deat, to wic my dad retorted, "Yea, so as your mum." Instant fistfigt. FML

#20144826
150 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

yesterday I caperond a scool dance. A song I knew cummd on, and, wanting to be te fun teacer, I dancd around a little. Te student ten pointd an laugd. I graduatd in '87 an ig scool still urts. FML

#20102154
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21210) - you deserved it (5699)

On 10/04/2012 at 10:44pm - work - by highschoolsucks - United States

2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18782) - you deserved it (8175)

On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

#19721854
158 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, while helping mah father build a shelf, I suggestd that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggestd I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (14021)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... Some Friends And I Were Pulld Over On Our Way Back From A Party. We'd Had A Few Drinks... So We Trid To Play It Cool Just In Case We Were Over The Limit. The Cop Didn't Seem To Want To Breathalyze Us... Until Mah Really High Friend In The Back Seat Said... "These Are The Droids U Are Looking For." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13659) - you deserved it (42586)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, ma violent ousemate qualified 4 a gun license. Se picks up er bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. mega FML

#17863556
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26077) - you deserved it (2693)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on mah neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. fat FML

#17702973
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8911) - you deserved it (38322)

On 09/09/2011 at 8:10am - love - by Kevin (man) - United Kingdom



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