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ragdoll316

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ragdoll316

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 402
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ragdoll316 : Hello there, what to tell.... Well I play multiple instruments, I really like philosophy and psychology, need to know anything else? Would like to inquire about my plethora of facial hair? Just message me.

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2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40899) - you deserved it (6701)

On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51315) - you deserved it (11129)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly... so I responded... "What is this? A picture 4 ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape... and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML

#20849199
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40382) - you deserved it (12808)

On 08/22/2013 at 10:48am - misc - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

#20816318
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51903) - you deserved it (11215)

On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I was teaching mah daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down an let a green car merge in front of us. She said "Fuck the green car" an sped up colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. big fat FML

#20783255
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52622) - you deserved it (6651)

On 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah ex,ho I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured mah heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, an advise me to go to the clinic. FML

#19451298
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25184) - you deserved it (4224)

On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

TODAY, I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS WHEN MY DAD ASKED MY MOM IF SHE KNEW WHERE HE COULD FINE SOME DOUBLE A BATTERIES. SHE SAID TO CHECK MY VIBRATOR. HE SAID HE ALREADY DID. FML



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