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About ragdoll316 : Hello there, what to tell.... Well I play multiple instruments, I really like philosophy and psychology, need to know anything else? Would like to inquire about my plethora of facial hair? Just message me.
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Today... someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly... so I responded... "What is this? A picture 4 ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape... and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML
Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
Today I was teaching mah daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down an let a green car merge in front of us. She said "Fuck the green car" an sped up colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. big fat FML
Today, mah ex,ho I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured mah heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, an advise me to go to the clinic. FML
Friday 27 March 2015