About radrahrachel : My name is Rachel and there's not a whole lot to know about me. I'm a stay at home mom to my beautiful 6 month old daughter. She is my whole world and I'm blessed to be able to spend the whole day with her every day.
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Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 4:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
by campus pussy / 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nehadrihan / 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by no / 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML
by BigBlue / 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by kewlio45 / 07/01/2009 at 2:33am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
by KBO / 06/08/2009 at 2:54am / Australia / Miscellaneous
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