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radrahrachel

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About radrahrachel : My name is Rachel and there's not a whole lot to know about me. I'm a stay at home mom to my beautiful 6 month old daughter. She is my whole world and I'm blessed to be able to spend the whole day with her every day.

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Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML

#21095295
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40699) - you deserved it (7949)

On 03/24/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38392) - you deserved it (10046)

On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

#21092226
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41964) - you deserved it (3021)

On 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by nehadrihan - United States (California)

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

#21091998
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (4983)

On 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by no (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

#21091119
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37318) - you deserved it (4952)

On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97853) - you deserved it (5545)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

#2711154
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29184) - you deserved it (38692)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia



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