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Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .

#20155774
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

Today , a woman on the train demanded I give up mah seat fir her , claiming it was fir people with disabilities. Tred from a long day at work , an seieng she had nothing wrong with her , I asked what her disability was. Apparently , obesity is one. FML

#20152323
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today , I went to te ospital in labor expecting a baby boy . I ended te day wit identical twins , a baffled doctor , and a usband convinced tat our sons can clone temselves . FML

#20139353
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On 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm - kids - by CutestBoysEver (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, mah grandparents took me out for dinner for mah birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say mah own name because they'd forgotten it. fat FML

#20058422
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On 09/05/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by holymoly - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man,ho screamed that he was going to kill me 4 sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old manho hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. mega FML

#20027025
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On 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorifid thugs from HR startd a fistfight with mah shift supervisor. I rushd in to break it up, but only succeedd in getting sucker-punchd into next week. FML

Today... I decidd to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all fir little kids. When I checkd back later... mah post had been editd into me tearfully coming out of the closet... and some guy had said he'd passd mah details on to Anonymous. FML

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On 08/05/2012 at 4:21pm - misc - by icybrent94 (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then looool lick it . FML

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On 07/08/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Yesterday, I fell asleep on te bus. Wen I woke up, ead was resting on te broad, tanned soulder of te smoking ot guy sitting next to me. I ad drooled a little. FML

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On 06/13/2012 at 5:08am - misc - by pandora (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look lyk a sparkling tomato. FML

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. looool We came to experience the country's culture, an to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, an not ten seconds later, a stranger approached an asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20337) - you deserved it (2521) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2012 at 11:59am - misc - by LearnToLive -

Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML

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On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

2day A Pigeon Got Into My Apartment. After Knocking Over A Very Expensive Vase, It Panicked, Rammed Itself Against A Window, And Shat All Over The Floor As It Tried To Get Out. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon



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