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Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

#18225132
73 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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171 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
168 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
131 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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208 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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198 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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221 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
178 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

#18127002
290 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

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99 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML

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122 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by silkysmooth (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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201 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States



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