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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1338
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About radiantxxreality : I'm amazing. End of story.

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Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65087) - you deserved it (3728)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

#196936
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On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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