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by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by ughh / 11/22/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Health
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
by Charles Pennington / 11/22/2011 at 6:36am / United States / Miscellaneous
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML
by daybyday / 11/22/2011 at 3:08am / Australia / Health
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by madison77 / 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm / United States / Love
Today, I came home to find my dad's mid-life crisis has finally started. He's blacked all our windows, barricaded the door to the backyard, and set up a bunch of security cameras in and out of the house. It seems he's been reading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy theory bullshit. FML
by whyyy / 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/21/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Henry / 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Intimacy
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
by possiblyoverweight / 11/08/2011 at 9:01am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I…