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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1992 (22 years)
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About rachie94 : Love reading FML's. Mostly the ones where people do dumb things.

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Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42454) - you deserved it (9992)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:09pm - animals - by chris (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had just gotten a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I though it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7259) - you deserved it (98930)

On 06/08/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91055) - you deserved it (238446)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

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