rachexl

Search for a member

rachexl

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 August 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2118
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

rachexl's page activity

Visits<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 12:39am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 7:41pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 11:26pm<b>MissMayLaw001</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:34pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 3:59pm<b>anormalperson</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 11:51am<b>muarif</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:39am<b>minxchi</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:24pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 6:28pm<b>am1717</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 10:38am<b>jlmartin411</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 12:16am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:23pm<b>TokioCore</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 10:07am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 4:04am<b>_kristaaxo</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 8:53am<b>THEDUDE1553566</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:54pm<b>hilamonster06</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 12:10am<b>lovelyolme</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 9:22pm

Fucked!<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:28pm<b>idk_idrc</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 4:18am

rachexl's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

rachexl's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

by notworthit / 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

by James4929 / 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm / United Kingdom / Transportation

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

by poordog / 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

by Mak10 / 08/21/2009 at 1:18am / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

by danggit3290 / 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

by Anonymous / 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

by Noca / 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

by superfkd / 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

by SadDad / 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy