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rachelwhaatt
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 935
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About rachelwhaatt : well i'm just like any other average (or slightly below average) 16 year old. fml is hilarious, so i come on here to browse and stuff. hm, that's about it. send me a message or whatever if you feel inclined. :)

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24718) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41422) - you deserved it (3815)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:32am - misc - by omgwtf (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

#5107087
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9173) - you deserved it (54543)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41352) - you deserved it (5005)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States



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