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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7639
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rachelforgot2 : i am pretty much awesome! and i d oa lot of embarrassing things! but i always laugh way hard about it! why get mad or take offense! just be happy and love life and its fuck ups!




well lets see her i work full time as tech support and i got to school, love working out at the gym and laughing when people fall down! i live in a house with all boys and sometimes i wanna shoot myself! they like to party!! i do only on the weekends! its a tuff job! hmmm i have 5 tattoos and a few peorcings! im currently showing my emo pic up there im pretty hot huh! hah.............................................


Today
I was in the mall food court, tables and chairs are close together, i choose a seat by a lady with a young kid, annoyed because i hear a kid yelling to his mom, i look behind me, i have the kid trapped by the neck with my chair and the back of his moms chair! i could not help but laugh........


i want this to get posted damn it!

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On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by stupidneighbor (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 2:05am - money - by gonkc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the fitting room at Old Navy, a customer asked me if we sold Calvin Klein jeans. I replied "no ma'am, this isn't a department store, we only sell Old Navy jeans." She left, and complained to my manager, who informed me that "the customer is always right." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 7:18pm - work - by samantha (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by brows (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
240 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

#192974
157 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 1:29am - intimacy - by imanidiot (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

#181468
128 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

#179475
77 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

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58 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
20 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill out that sheet. FML

#154769
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62617) - you deserved it (2218)

On 02/27/2009 at 6:05pm - work - by anabolic (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I fell out of the shower. It was still on. Bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet. It wasn't flushed. FML

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55 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Ackbar (man) - United States (Georgia)



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