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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1356
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About racehl_ann_2009 : I'm Rachel, My life sucks sometimes, but nothing as funny to put up on FML ... yeah.

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Today, at 3:00 am, I sat with my 3 year-old adopted daughter while she tried to go back to sleep. She had had a nightmare, and I read that "not leaving" was the most important thing a father could do. My wife woke and called me a pervert for sitting there. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62012) - you deserved it (2835)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:02am - kids - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting in the lobby of a modeling agency for my interview to be a potential model and I was next in line. They called "NEXT!" and I walked in with a smile on my face. They stared at my face for a moment and then started yelling "NEXT". FML

#922187
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52276) - you deserved it (9974)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by taptheturtle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
930 comments

I agree, your life sucks (355116) - you deserved it (38839)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

#661204
148 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by enriquegay (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

#632054
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On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

#539856
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66738) - you deserved it (32070)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:02pm - kids - by Noca (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
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I agree, your life sucks (60460) - you deserved it (634102)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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