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rabechan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About rabechan : Hello. I'm assuming that because you're on my account, you would like to know things about me. So, allow me to break down my daily life for you:
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• Anime ((Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, SnK))
• Netflix ((The Office, US))
• Minecraft ((I am Mexicanburger XD))
• Pewdiepie, ect. ((Bros forever, son))
• Unhealthy Food ((lots of mac n cheese))
• Music ((things that would make your grandma cringe *^*))
• Fanfiction ((don't even want to know what goes on there))
• Tumblr ((itsafrozzenpizzaworld))
• Church ((I'm a Christian ^-^))
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So yeah, now you know me just about as well as my own mother, so continue on your way now. Byyyye~
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P.s, don't be afraid if I message you something completely random or crazy, just go with it, it's how I entertain myself XD

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rabechan's favorite FMLs

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

#21214404
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50462) - you deserved it (6787)

On 07/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by Death By Parent (woman) - United States

Today, I was using a public restroom. After about a minute of me being in there, a little girl came in and started pounding on the door, screaming that she had to go. My pregnancy hormones are so bad that I almost burst into tears. FML

#21213357
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35199) - you deserved it (16413)

On 07/18/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by LissaMccracken (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47722) - you deserved it (6797)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51351) - you deserved it (4207)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML

#21209860
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45673) - you deserved it (3659)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML

#21208907
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39316) - you deserved it (4993)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40298) - you deserved it (6121)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50661) - you deserved it (6634)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

#21200680
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52982) - you deserved it (7996)

On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML

#21200186
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37766) - you deserved it (5147)

On 07/06/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by x.x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

#21198840
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55255) - you deserved it (11341)

On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

#21197297
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48740) - you deserved it (4145)

On 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49726) - you deserved it (3661)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

#21185875
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51338) - you deserved it (4335)

On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

#21185495
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49318) - you deserved it (5491)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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