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About rabechan : Hello. I'm assuming that because you're on my account, you would like to know things about me. So, allow me to break down my daily life for you:
• Anime ((Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, SnK))
• Netflix ((The Office, US))
• Minecraft ((I am Mexicanburger XD))
• Pewdiepie, ect. ((Bros forever, son))
• Unhealthy Food ((lots of mac n cheese))
• Music ((things that would make your grandma cringe *^*))
• Fanfiction ((don't even want to know what goes on there))
• Tumblr ((itsafrozzenpizzaworld))
• Church ((I'm a Christian ^-^))
So yeah, now you know me just about as well as my own mother, so continue on your way now. Byyyye~
P.s, don't be afraid if I message you something completely random or crazy, just go with it, it's how I entertain myself XD
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Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
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