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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1991 (24 years)
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About rabbitprooffence : I'm an English literature major from Amsterdam

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Today, working in a department store, I spent at least 30 minutes helping a verbally abusive elderly woman in a wheelchair find an appropriate jacket for winter. She finally asked me to retrieve one she wanted in her size. When I returned she was in deep sleep, snoring and all. FML


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