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rabbitprooffence

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rabbitprooffence

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rabbitprooffence : I'm an English literature major from Amsterdam

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Today, working in a department store, I spent at least 30 minutes helping a verbally abusive elderly woman in a wheelchair find an appropriate jacket for winter. She finally asked me to retrieve one she wanted in her size. When I returned she was in deep sleep, snoring and all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34818) - you deserved it (2656)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:51am - work - by Not impressed. - Canada (Ontario)



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