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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 November 1991 (23 years)
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About rabbitprooffence : I'm an English literature major from Amsterdam

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Today, working in a department store, I spent at least 30 minutes helping a verbally abusive elderly woman in a wheelchair find an appropriate jacket for winter. She finally asked me to retrieve one she wanted in her size. When I returned she was in deep sleep, snoring and all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (2830)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:51am - work - by Not impressed. - Canada (Ontario)

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