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Today, I recieved the newspaper from my hometown . My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page . His new wife has the same frst name as me . All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much wieght I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo . FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, 4 my two month annivarsary, my boyfriand surprisd ma with a ( prasant ) . Ha than liftd his pant lag . Ha had carvd my initials into his lag with a knifa . FML

#5937926
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On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DUMPD ME AND LEFT ME WIT TE RESPONSIBILITY OF TE TURTLE TAT I NEVER WANTD BUT SE INSISTD WE BUY "TOGETER." A LITTLE BIT OF RESEARC AS REVEALD TAT ANDRE WILL LIVE FOR "AT LEAST 30 YEARS." FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 1:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I had a really big debate in mah English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons y weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

#2492585
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On 06/01/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by crazyjohnny - United States (California)

Today... I was on webcam with someone an the conversation did so I said "brb". I sat there fir five minutes not realising I had left mah webcam on. FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Arrgh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday,hile working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work an annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in aheelchair opened the door. FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 12:43am - work - by pizzagurl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML

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202 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I calld mah boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressd with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with mah dick in you?" FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade fir a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but u should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typd in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
82 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend an I were up late watching tv when an infomercial fir "male enhancement" cummed on. I grabbed fir my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)



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