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raba13
  • Town/Country : Lima, Peru
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57429) - you deserved it (27432)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm... Your house is on fire." FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 1:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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